The men who were grammatically incorrect...

Dear Gorgeous, Handsome Men in General, 

It could have been so wonderful.

You're amazing. You're so handsome. Sooooo Buff. All gorgeous with your tan on....

You're sweet and thoughtful. You opened the door. You bought me a coffee. 

You made a joke and it was really funny. Funny men rock. 

You, Gorgeous You, replied to all of my texts.

When I was sick, you said "i hp u r 4ln beta".

 

 

#tumbleweed

Anyone over 25, using this kind of jargon, is so not cool. 

"D'rlink... i.. m... s'ree...

 No drnx Fr'nt.

 I think I might be polishing my fridge magnets...."